...and here's what people aren't saying about Brent Orgill and the Random Examiner!
"A genius. One of the greatest artists of our time."
- Kanye West, speaking about himself
"Who?"
- Kanye West, speaking about Brent Orgill
"I hope he dies in a car crash and they play 'Tom Sawyer' in Hell."
- Geddy Lee, Rush
"He's pretty dark."
- H.P. Lovecraft
"He seems angry. Where have I seen that before?"
- Lewis Black
"He refers to me as the 'missing link.' I suppose that's what you call a back-handed compliment."
- Charles Darwin
"Winning. Fact."
- Brian Wilson, baseball pitcher and beard enthusiast
"You know, I was pretty popular once..."
- Brian Wilson, former Beach Boy
"If his life were a movie, it would need lots of filler. But I would see it. 'Cause, ya know, that's what I do. For free. Plus, I don't have to wait in those awful lines. Boo-ya!"
- Roger Ebert
Actually Roger Ebert's quote would be: "AYhuh (drool) (hissing) Ahhuyuhhyuhha" he's missing his jaw.
ReplyDeleteof course, I had to translate the incoherent mumbling
ReplyDeleteha! i liked this. not sure how i missed it...
ReplyDelete"roger ebert's" quote was my favorite, probably. oh yeah, and also brian wilson of the beach boys. man i HATE the beach boys...