There are only ten things you need to know about me;
1) I dislike dolphins. They are dumb, no matter what some hippie says. But they taste good on a sandwich.
2) I often use "dude" (and sometimes "guy") unisexually.
3) Jeff Dunham is not funny. Dane Cook is unfunny.
4) I had (have) a crush on the Pink Ranger, Amy Jo Johnson. She was my first real crush (I had a prior crush on the animated version of April O'Neil, but that hardly counts). After that, it was (is) probably Tiffani Thiessen/Kelly Kapowski.
5) I hate doctor/cop shows. They are all the same Dr. CSI garbage. The most original shows on television are those that mock existing shows, i.e. NTSF:SD:SUV::, Childrens Hospital, and the upcoming The Heart, She Holler.
6) I love movies, good and bad. But I have a hard time watching movies once they've been hyped up. Once they become too popular, if I still haven't seen it, I don't want to see it, because I've already heard all about it. As such, I refuse to watch Avatar or Inception.
7) Through excessive use of sarcasm and anti-humor, people sometimes don't know whether I'm serious or kidding. But although I'm sarcastic, I am also blunt. If you have an ugly baby, I might not tell you it's ugly, but I won't tell you it's cute.
8) I love writing. I hope to one day write and publish novels. I know I have mentioned this a few times in the past, but I'm telling you everything you need to know. So get off my back.
9) Urban Dictionary sums Brent up best as "A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold."
10) I can be quite indecisive, but I am very opinionated. Although I claim to be speaking the truth, I believe nobody really knows "the whole truth," they just see things differently. Call it subjectivity.
Also, I make a mean sandwich. So, I guess that's eleven things. My bad.
1) I dislike dolphins. They are dumb, no matter what some hippie says. But they taste good on a sandwich.
2) I often use "dude" (and sometimes "guy") unisexually.
3) Jeff Dunham is not funny. Dane Cook is unfunny.
4) I had (have) a crush on the Pink Ranger, Amy Jo Johnson. She was my first real crush (I had a prior crush on the animated version of April O'Neil, but that hardly counts). After that, it was (is) probably Tiffani Thiessen/Kelly Kapowski.
5) I hate doctor/cop shows. They are all the same Dr. CSI garbage. The most original shows on television are those that mock existing shows, i.e. NTSF:SD:SUV::, Childrens Hospital, and the upcoming The Heart, She Holler.
6) I love movies, good and bad. But I have a hard time watching movies once they've been hyped up. Once they become too popular, if I still haven't seen it, I don't want to see it, because I've already heard all about it. As such, I refuse to watch Avatar or Inception.
7) Through excessive use of sarcasm and anti-humor, people sometimes don't know whether I'm serious or kidding. But although I'm sarcastic, I am also blunt. If you have an ugly baby, I might not tell you it's ugly, but I won't tell you it's cute.
8) I love writing. I hope to one day write and publish novels. I know I have mentioned this a few times in the past, but I'm telling you everything you need to know. So get off my back.
9) Urban Dictionary sums Brent up best as "A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold."
10) I can be quite indecisive, but I am very opinionated. Although I claim to be speaking the truth, I believe nobody really knows "the whole truth," they just see things differently. Call it subjectivity.
Also, I make a mean sandwich. So, I guess that's eleven things. My bad.
You won't watch movies once they're hyped up? Bull shi...
ReplyDeleteWhat about LOTR? Star Wars? -You would really like Inception, honestly. Like, a lot. I'm with you on Avatar, though; I have less than zero desire to watch it, and it's got nothing to do with the fact that people hyped it up. It just looks stupid.
Also, I love House (as in Dr. Gregory House). LOVE.
One it has been hyped up and I have not yet seen it, I won't watch it. I watched all of the LOTR within a week of theatrical release (on purpose). Besides, this is a relatively recent development.
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